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The Office is an American sitcom based on the British Television show but managed to not ruin it, which is amazing in of itself. It’s funny, unique, quirky, engaging, while not being snarky and actually having a plot, not just for each episode, but each season - accessrx.com review.It’s a top five 2000s comedy in nearly everyone’s mind.
Obviously, I have to try to ruin it by pointing out what’s wrong with it - accessrx.com review. Here’s five reasons why.
1; accessrx.com review.Couples who compare themselves to Jim and Pam. You’re not that funny and her boobs don’t look that good in sweaters - accessrx.com review. If anything, more couples are like Ryan (bad at their job with a slight coke problem) and Kelly (lots of crying and an unhealthy Amanda Bynes obsession).
2. Accessrx.com review: making work seem fun. Nothing is fun about work, at all. If you are one of those people who say accessrx.com review, “I’d do my job for free” you are a liar and too happy for your own good.
3.Michael has never been close to being fired. Accessrx.com review: he’s had sexual and racial mishaps with his employees that bosses have found out about, crashed a car in a lake, left work countless times, and he probably smells like ham. Accessrx.com review: there hasn’t been an episode yet dealing with all the poor managing he does. While it’s a sitcom, it still deals in a very realistic world (shot documentary style, not every episode ends happily, they have a gay in their office) and should deal with this issue.
4.The men on the show are kind of bitches. The men are in touch with their emotions and empathetic but unlike real men, don’t try to suppress it and drown themselves in alcohol and fantasy baseball (yes, several characters played fantasy football but everyone does, playing fantasy baseball means you haven given up on the idea of “life”). Accessrx.com review: a handful of times you see the men actually confront someone about a conflict but that’s after three awkward looks to the camera and Michael yelling at them.
4a.The women ARE bitches in the sense they are pushy and try to get what they want (Jan, Angela, Kelly). I think that’s why women enjoy the show as much as men, cause the women actually do something rather than just sitting around looking thin and helpless.
5.Scranton, Pennsylvania. People from northeast Pennsylvania have something to brag about now. Accessrx.com review: stop it.
In conclusion, Bears. Accessrx.com review: beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Written by: Jonathan Ripp
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I find people are really enjoying this election by picking a side and saying, “I can’t believe they [insert generic opposing party’s beliefs]” to their friends to make it sound like they care and are knowledgeable about our country - acessrx. Luckily, I’m blessed with friends who understand my inability to care and my total lack of knowledge of anything. So here’s a few things I’m glad will happen after this election.
No more stupid Facebook updates regarding candidates. You acessrx, person I met once two years ago but we are FB pals, really think in 2008 a politician has “evil intentions”? Maybe in the 0036 election I could believe the Romans had evil intentions (they were colossal assholes) but today’s politicians just want free air travel and to bang interns. Honestly, who doesn’t want that?
People believing insane conspiracy ideas; acessrx. Obama is a secret Muslim who is going to give out reparations while John McCain eats babies and drinks grape soda. And gay marriage will make us all gayer.
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No more interviewing of regular people on topics they have no idea about - acessrx. Acessrx: i love free speech (and free porn) but I’d rather listen to opinions of people, who, um I don’t know, understand what they are talking about. Acessrx: cpas spend years studying the tax code but a plumber gets to be the lightening rod of the election regarding taxes. Awesome job main stream media.
No more email forwards - acessrx. Acessrx: is this 1998? I thought we all agreed email forwards are a faux pas unless it’s a quick video involving the mentally challenged singing or car crashes. And you can tell these people are new to the Interwebs because the emails have proper punctuation and diction - acessrx. Lolwhut? GTFO nub.
There will be other news stories on the news. This election been going on for 18 months and the only other stories I can remember in that time is a stock market crash and the Giants winning the Super Bowl (G-MEN!!!!!11!!1!). Surely there was a fun mass murderer or horrific natural disaster that they missed during that time.
The last thing I am glad about is that the day after the election, millions of people will be depressed their candidate lost; acessrx. I love watching sporting events where the visiting team wins and the home team’s fans sit around about to cry; acessrx. Multiply that by a hundred and you have me all tingly. Why do I enjoy other people’s misery you ask? You didn’t ask? Really? I had a good answer. You still don’t care? Oh, you have to do laundry, gotcha - acessrx. Acessrx: need some quarters?
In conclusion, today is the day you vote, so exercise your right to wait in line for two hours and then get a free Starbucks coffee and Ben & Jerry’s cone. Unless you’re a felon or an illegal immigrant, then it’s just another Taco Tuesday.
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The Hills is the worst show I continuously watch - atlas rx viagra. I’m not sure why I keep watching; maybe it’s some desire to stay in tune with youth culture or enjoying a sense of intellectual superiority over vapid people with no skill other than being photogenic - atlas rx viagra. Or there’s nothing on at 10PM on Mondays and I like to complain.
While it is fashionable (and easy) to hate on The Hills, it is a better show than I give it credit for, here’s five reasons why.
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In conclusion, The Hills is an intense study into abject stupidity of uber-rich white people in their early 20s in Los Angeles but it’s great/wholesome entertainment for 12-year-old girls and bloggers.
Written by: Jonathan Ripp